Next to Bridge all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance.
General George S. Patton

I’ve seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by starving hysterical naked bridge.
Alan Ginsberg

Old Bridge  players never die; they just lose their finesse.
General Douglas MacArthur

our time is bridge time is your time is bid time so viva sweet no trump
e e cummings

I didn’t finesse.
Bill Clinton

I can always tell a good man by the way he plays Bridge; hard and long.
Mae West

Bridge is Hell!
General William  T. Sherman

Men will fidget at women who Bridge it.
Dorothy Parker

You must be a brain dead jerk!  Why didn’t you lead a diamond?!
Annonymous